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grantairean: prouverily: grantairean: I think, if I ever had...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:12:22 -0400

prouverily:

grantairean:

I think, if I ever had to explain my sense of humour to someone, I would just link them this video.

HELP IT’S 5 AM AND IM DYING

I’M WATCHING IT FOR THE TENTH TIME AND I’M DYING

hubedihubbe: —“Gronckles are bad enough…”

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:48:24 -0400

hubedihubbe:

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“Gronckles are bad enough…”

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:24:20 -0400

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON FYLES and he goes to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:49:58 -0400

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

So long to our production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. It took a few nights for us to get our...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:03:05 -0400

So long to our production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

It took a few nights for us to get our shit together, and some things never worked out, and I may never be totally sure whether the positive experiences Shakespeare Society gave me outweigh the damage it wrecked on my self esteem and stress…

But we came together with a pretty good show. So I guess… Hence away, now all is well. One aloof stand sentinel. And also, farewell though lob of spirits, I’ll be gone. The queen and all our elves come here anon.

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:49:17 -0400

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

dimensionbomb: I have lived through many ages, Through the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:05:12 -0400

dimensionbomb:

I have lived through many ages, Through the eyes of salmon, deer, and wolf.

Go see the Secret of Kells right now if you haven’t. It’s beautiful (and on Netflix).

I watched this for the first time recently! There were some parts that were really unclear and confusing, but over all it was wonderful

elsenliberator: jimbertimber: welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:10:27 -0400

elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:10 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

jensenlocked: tardisol: i-amwho-i-am: what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:36:31 -0400

jensenlocked:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

but why is the guy wearing a hoodie

the hoodie is symbolic of the narrator’s growing struggles with his troubled past and the high cost incurred by the promise of redemption

dumblrfeminist: OMFG I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF WITH THIS!

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:12:30 -0400

dumblrfeminist:

OMFG I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF WITH THIS!

cis-siberianorchestra: Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:48:31 -0400

cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

basedgosh: voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:24:32 -0400

basedgosh:

voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there

siggymcpissyface:

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:10:55 -0400

siggymcpissyface:

thefingerfucker: new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpoliti...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:44:17 -0400

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:21:33 -0400

aurorasundergarments: firearmsandfisticuffs: IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!!...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:47:21 -0400

aurorasundergarments:

firearmsandfisticuffs:

IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE

I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME

Always reblog.

forensic-dragons: dorkstrider: if this gets 100,000 notes my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:37:52 -0400

forensic-dragons:

dorkstrider:

if this gets 100,000 notes my life will end and i will become an eel and none of you will ever hear from me again and it’s all because you enjoyed a joke i made on the internet too much i really hope you’re all happy

good luck in your new life

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:36:14 -0400

dreamydog: tell me which one i am

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:12:16 -0400

dreamydog:

tell me which one i am